The Constructive Bra | work in progress

Motto: "Ob-la-di, ob-la-da/ Life goes on, bra"
(the Beatles)
(a fe/male/ text)

Though it hurt in my right breast
To the left it gave a rest
It cost me a lot to buy
Coz it wasn't faked - no cry!
It was a well-known catwalk brand
And it meant more:grand to stand
It keeps upright both my tits
Wearing it I loose my wits
Problem is with underwire
Who gave me this pain on fire?
I prayed in the holy shrine
Asked that guy from holy wine
I asked also friend of mine
To investigate it fine
Am I crooked, am I humpy?
Pain in me is really bumpy
Trying hard to find the clue
What's in that bra of mine,phew
My friend pressed my tits alas!
Using a magnifying glass
Now his wits are all in knots
"They're not tits, they're hot spots"
"Now the clue is plain to plan:
You're a cheater,my good man".