Alice (No Wonder) Has a Class | version finale

Alice doesn't know the bells
but knows golden rings and spells
She is Number 1 in class
and kisses Adam en masse

Liz who is Alice's friend
is praised also with no end
wanted to kiss boys as well
but she wasn't the class belle

Alice serves a good example
"Pay and get it" is her wangle
"Give a ring and I agree"
- only fat Sue gives it free