Heavy, Heavy Belly ( a female text) | work in progress

I know it's not heartburn
Nor seasonal winds they are
Pepper vodka doesn't turn
And my headaches seem bizarre
Aspirin is of no avail
Nor is that bi-enema
Vomitting is like a gale
Got my nervous eczema
Swollen waist or overweight?
Body secrets hard to get
Oh, a barrell is my fate
Some tests are of no regret
The result is astonishing
Not with child - so o'r the moon
Despite that admonishing
I got framed in a balloon