I Was Dumped | final version

in the dark wood, midnight hour
took a blanket, all in flowers
I was about to fall asleep
when suddenly something did leap

from the bushes three deer appeared
one of them looked somewhat queer
just pretending to run and dance
as if t'was from an old romance

his eyes were so nice and cute
so I made a blast of a toot
I called to him to look bolder
but he gave me the cold shoulder