Players Keepers Losers Weepers | final version

I notified fleas and lice
Sell myself as scrap(not nice!)
So I push my wheelbarrow
It brings nothing but harrow
Can't afford the smarty smarts
I'll get smart with other parts:
Think of Agatha's advance
Can not bear my continence
Something pushes me, oh mum!
Something pulls me by my bum
Oh, my dad!Oh, my sister!
When I turn I am no twister
Wheel of fortune is for me
I'll be first for you to see
So I aim at metal scrap
The rest is silence, that's that!