The Last Such Stunt | final version

I found at the druggist's
a nice pinkish lipstick
though October exists
a gift for Mum comes quick

for Dad and for Brother
there are presents as well
though they are dead - rather
I'd show them my love, hell

last time I bought for them
fully fat vaseline
squeezed under tombstone, hem
pressed it with a stick clean

wanted to visit them
they showed their big eyes
I like those visits, erm
dead as they - merry guys