Johnie the Risky Player | versione finale

Two strings of my violin
went to Kung Fu Shaolin
What's more,the violin's neck
went to van Holland Hoek

Oh, I cannot find my bow
a dachshund ate it:bow-wow
And my violin's holder
holds worms and moths to molder

Where is my artistic ruse?
Where is my pure booze?
Where's the audience alarm
and all my personal charm?

Today I will give a show
That is all for sure I know
And I will jump from the stage
to end up my show in rage