Four Tons of Trouble | final version

Bang!
my girl ditched me
from the first floor of the tenement house
I feel like being piano of - you know -
that guy from number six
who lent me sugar for holiday
now he awaits a sentence
from that guy from number four
- alimony case
for that girl from number eight
whom I asked for a corkscrew
as I am a fan of side-screwing
and making adventure films
- which serves me right
but this time my film ended
being almost a crime story
now I lie in front of the tenement house
feeling like being piano of - you know -
that guy from number six
who lent me sugar for holiday