Framed in Contacts | final version

someone plays the fool again
telling cheap jokes just for fun
and these jokes are told in vain
rhyme and reason badly done
one must contact him again
reaching him is hard to get
weekend rage in then to reign
and on Sunday brawl with jet
one must tell the wife a lie
cheating her with any cause
or to brothers fright can try
warning them against in-laws
plot is simple not to loose
getting fire in this mode
better not plug all the screws
into contacts - they'll explode