The Chopped Out Week | final version

If the ax's edge knew
how to stick to the handle
we wouldn't have fun, whew
and so much noisy scandal
If the human head knew
how to stick to the neck
we would be wiser, true
but not so funny, so check
If the lumberjack knew
that was a serious game
no one would laugh it through
nothing funny to claim
And I would stand up and go
before chopping my head
and I would know Monday, oh
would be after Sunday that