On Those Users of the Internet

TWITTER USER
twit, twit
I am
out
of wit

CHAT USER
chat, chat
chatterbox
and
all that

FACEBOOK USER
by hook
or crook
was: "face the music"
now: "face the book"

SKYPE USER
use Skype
with a cam
when your mind is ripe
but not full of spam

BLOG USER
Pepys kept a diary
I keep a blog
it's a public inquiry
when all are logged