A Story of Patrick Who Never Had Hat Trick | final version

As it said in the old chronicle
The peon's absence was chronical
So Patrick's help was economical
But its result was illogical
Patrick's apprentice was practical
Though it was hardly authentical
Normal approach which is stoical
(for the catholics it's untypical)
We're far from being critical
For common sense it's illogical
One needs to be analytical
But not - psychopathological
Patrick carved out a horse rustical
Without a file - so prolifical
And now this horse is eccentrical
Thus making fun - astronomical