Smell Your Own Way, I'm Afraid to Say | final version

Sometimes I can smell that stench
when it's late and dark
that smell near wooden bench
at my house, so marked
It stinks so in January
it reeks so in October
Today I will be scary
making fuss - but sober

I'm well-known by neighbours
they know my excesses
and rememeber my labours
shocked with my processes
I will take a bucket full
pour water in chimneys
making stench void and null
hope so, ending sneeze