The Worshippers of Vood(k)oo | final version

when I want it much so clear
then I have to have it near
otherwise my dear
it's null and void
gulping quickly showing class
not panicking thus en masse
pouring vodka into glass
"cheers" employed
but it happens sometimes too
that I turn myself into
a hen-pecked husband, boo
drinking juice
so I suffer badly then
quarrels starting thus again
heard in all town by men
all year let loose