Go, Get Moved | final version

No one stumbled by accident
She was an idiot - by incident
More than idiot was that rani
Must have been a Pakistani
Veiled she was from head to foot
Being a sixth wife, so to put
Two suitcases did she carry
Plus a plastic bag, all wary
And look - her face was all so grim
Wanted get round her was my whim
But she pretended to be wise
Kneeling and smiling to me nice
"Go, get moved!", to her I shouted
Trotting on nice hands I flouted
Quickly did I kick her left thigh
And added judo to that fight
The attempt on my life thus ceased
No lady was that terrorist!